Portal Turret Flashlight with Sound
If you're looking for a polite yet destructive robot to protect you, the Portal Turret Flashlight with Sound is for you. While it doesn't come with dual working machine guns, the Turret will shine a light in your adversaries' faces and scare them off with sound effects straight from the popular video game. The robot even talks to those it targets. Sayings include "Are you still there?" "Target acquired," and "Goodbye." While it says it doesn't hate you, it will if you don't buy it.
$24.99