Disney's
first homegrown computer-animated film is one of the more painful moviegoing
experiences in years, a contrived bit of barnyard pat dubbed Chicken Little.
Despite its
sleek spaceships and cute animal antics - all lovingly rendered digitally for
sure - Chicken Little slips smoothly and swiftly into the role of an
attention-hungry and awkward younger sibling who's desperate to emulate a
popular older brother.
Unlike
Pixar's The Incredibles or Finding Nemo, which are visually
breathtaking masterpieces, Chicken Little is an uneven picture
with cliches-a-plenty and family story executed more successfully in other,
proven titles.
The film
pits its inventive, bespectacled title character Chicken Little (Zach Braff)
against the alien forces apparently threatening his lovely farmish community.
One simple misunderstanding about the sky falling - in which he spreads mass
paranoia while swinging comically from a school bell like a miniature Quasimodo
- seems enough to label our plucky hero a pariah. He apparently even warrants
a "Crazy Little Chicken" movie.
Unable to
live down the embarrassment, and faced with a mortified - and widowed - father
(Gary Marshall), Chicken Little decides to prove himself in something that, at
first glance, may not seem like a natural fit: baseball. Just when the chick
thinks he might be able to put the whole incident behind him, another piece of
sky knocks him out cold.
Directed by
Mark Dindal from a script credited to Robert L. Baird, Steve Bencich, Ron J.
Friedman, and Dan Gerson, Chicken Little fails to do more than present
a pretty picture show with out much substance. The feathers were a little too
feathery, the angles a little too angled, especially when juxtaposed against
other surfaces which obviously hadn't received as much attention.
Even
Chicken Little's faithful entourage - a chunky pig named Runt of the Litter
(Steve Zahn) and the ducky Abby Mallard (Joan Cusack) - fall flat after an
unrelenting succession of single-punchline jokes and non-sequiturs, with sophomoric
belching jokes thrown in for good measure. The story's most expressive
character happens to be mute, a helmet-crowned goldfish called Fish Out of
Water with a penchant for theatrics.
It's
possibly that we've been spoiled by the sophistication of solid storytelling of
other contemporary animation tales, but the less-than-subtle transparency of Chicken
Little's father-son conflict hits hernia-inducing heights.
Disneymay
have made a mistake shutting down its traditional 2D animation studio, but
severing its ties with Pixar has only landed it with egg on its face.
(Chicken Little opens November 4. Running time: 81
minutes, Rated G).