The Voyager crew
receives a transmission from the Alpha Quadrant that contains an interactive
holographic program of Lieutenant Barclay, who informs them that Starfleet
has found Voyager a way home.
IN BRIEF
A watchable but ultimately
unfulfilling take on the "Voyager crew as saps" pattern.
(originally aired November
8, 2000)
Written by Robert Doherty
Directed by Allan Kroeker
| A Quality Lie |
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GUEST CAST
Dwight Schultz -- Barclay
Marina Sirtis -- Troi
Richard Herd -- Admiral
Paris
Richard McGonagle -- Commander
Pete Harkins
Frank Corsentino -- Gegis
Christopher Neiman -- Yeggie
Michael William Rivkin --
Nunk
Sharisse Baker-Bernard --
Leosa
RATING (OUT OF 4)
**
ANALYSIS
Warning: This review
contains significant spoilers for Voyager's "Inside Man". If you haven't
seen the episode yet, beware.
"Inside Man" has a few things
going for it, but one of those things, unfortunately, is not the bigger
picture. That is to say, when you have at your disposal the entire Alpha
Quadrant guest cast that made "Pathfinder"
such a winner last year, why waste it on a silly caper plot that doesn't
advance Voyager along the lines of the continuing saga of its search
for a way home?
Even worse, why waste it
on yet another example of the crew being manipulated like sorry saps into
believing that a shortcut home is actually going to work when in fact it
would get them all killed, a la the deception in "Hope and Fear"? "Inside
Man" is a collection of isolated bright ideas undercut by standard plotting
and character stupidity.
And a show of hands: Do we
really want to see the Ferengi again?
But I'm getting ahead of
myself.
~
The underlying premise --
Reg Barclay would transmit a hologram of himself to Voyager as an interactive
program to assist in future coordination between Voyager and the Alpha
Quadrant -- is actually very reasonable.
Unfortunately, the problem
with "Inside Man" is that it's heavy on gimmicks and alarmingly light on
story. One admirable aspect of "Pathfinder" and "Life
Line", also from last season -- both which featured Barclay and Troi
and other characters from the Alpha Quadrant -- is that they were real
stories with true appeal and meaning. They were not stunt episodes.
"Inside Man," on the other hand, is just that -- a stunt episode that doesn't
mean anything to any of its characters . . . not the Voyager crew members
in the Delta Quadrant nor Barclay back home in the Alpha Quadrant.
The plot can basically be
summarized in one sentence: Some scheming Ferengi intercept the transmission
of Barclay's hologram and reprogram it to lure Voyager through a manufactured
tech anomaly so they can get their hands on Seven of Nine's nanoprobes
and sell them for huge profit. (No one onboard Voyager, by the way, will
survive the radiation when traveling through this anomaly, which makes
me wonder if even Ferengi would resort to murdering 150 people to score
a quick buck.)
Aside from following this
premise through to its inevitable conclusion, the rest of the episode is
either (a) filler or (b) rehashes of Barclay's character already covered
in the far-superior "Pathfinder".
Some of this is admittedly
entertaining. For example, the most truthful and appropriate idea in the
episode is the notion that the Reg hologram has such a confident swagger.
Assuming that its outgoing nature wasn't programmed by the Ferengi, this
makes sense -- this is exactly the alter ego Reg would code for himself.
And even if most of this
is rehash, I still have to confess to enjoying Dwight Schultz as Barclay.
Here he gives two very different riffs on the character -- as the real
Barclay, and also as the holographic version he wishes he could be. The
real Barclay is the same guy we knew from "Pathfinder" -- always sure his
ideas will work but unable to convince his boss Harkins that he's on the
right track.
~
But even though this may
be fun, we've been here and done this. When you have a rare opportunity
to use these characters, why waste time doing everything over again?
Sure, holo-Barclay is a personable
fellow. But I still had to ask myself if having him do impressions in the
Voyager mess hall was really necessary to the story.
And take, for example, the
extended scene between Barclay and Troi on the beach. It may be the longest
dialogue scene in the episode, and it doesn't need to be. The information
we get here is secondary to the setting, as if the scene had to be drawn
out unnecessarily in order to justify the expense of shooting on location
rather than on soundstages. (When I think of things like that, it's an
indication the dialogue isn't grabbing enough of my attention.) And Barclay
comes close at times to being reduced to a cartoon character, decked out
in a hat and sunglasses designed to make him look awkward. The character
analysis in "Pathfinder" was far less forced, and more truthful.
The main drive of the plot
hinges on some contrived facts that annoyed me.
One is the idea that the
Voyager crew would follow holo-Barclay so blindly, like brainless lemmings.
This episode's proposed Instant Way Home [TM] is not only mired in the
typical invented technobabble, but would be very dangerous for our gallant
Voyager crew. Radiation levels would be lethal. Even so, the deceptive
holo-Barclay explains away the danger as no longer a problem thanks to
shield modifications and Doc's inoculations.
Far too simple, and yet suddenly
the Voyager crew prepares to follow Barclay straight to their doom. Meanwhile,
we get the usual discussions about being excited about possibly getting
home while also trying to keep optimism in check.
~
Back in the Alpha Quadrant,
we learn that the Ferengi gained access to Barclay's hologram thanks to
Barclay's ex-girlfriend Leosa, who had played Barclay for a fool specifically
for this purpose. Since he's a victim of his own trusting nature, I would
say "poor Reg" here, but -- unlike "Pathfinder" -- the writers don't seem
to be sympathizing with him nearly as much as they seem to be laughing
at him behind his back.
The conclusion is one of
those races against the clock where Barclay must use his technical ingenuity
to foil the Ferengi before the Voyager crew is lured through the anomaly
and killed. Par for course, but I wanted a different course.
And, no, I didn't really
need to see the Ferengi again. As portrayed here, does a single one of
them look like he has the intelligence to come up with a plan as brilliant
as this one? If not, the explanation may be that the plan isn't brilliant
so much as the victims of the plan -- in both the Alpha and Delta quadrants
-- are gullible fools. At the very least, I'll give Barclay and his team,
including Admiral Paris, credit for figuring out the Ferengi plot without
too much slow-wittedness.
But that's not enough, because
the bottom line is that "Inside Man" starts out as a promising idea that
is quickly tossed aside in favor of something trivial and mundane. "Pathfinder"
and "Life Line" showed true promise in telling a story arc that connected
Voyager with the Alpha Quadrant, using Barclay as the common thread to
hold it all together. "Inside Man" seems convinced that Barclay and Troi
are enough on their own to keep us interested (they're not), and so doesn't
bother to be a story that we should care about.
As far as the Voyager-characters-as-saps
paradigm goes, the last scene, in which Tom and B'Elanna pull Harry's leg
with a far-fetched premise that promises another way home, is perhaps the
episode's most telling. There he is, Harry Kim, after all these years and
this episode in particular, still playing the part of the hapless chump
-- just as gullible and naive as he was when the series premiered nearly
six years ago.
Is this supposed to be a
funny joke on the character? If we buy into it, I'm thinking the joke is
on us.
JUNIOR HIGH QUESTION OF
THE WEEK
Why does a transwarp conduit
(as depicted in animation in this episode) look exactly like a condom?
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK
"Being John Malkovich" --
Voyager style! (In other words, "Being Seven of Nine" or, as the official
title has it, "Body and Soul".
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