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Stargate SG-1 - 'Upgrades' (spoilers)
By Michael Bender
Special to SPACE.com
posted: 02:16 pm ET
18 July 2000

Cut to the meeting room where Anise shows SG1 an armband, which she discovered at an archeological site on a distant world  

Later, in the conference room, Anise shows SG-1 an armband she discovered at an archeological site on a distant world.

She has determined that the armband belonged to a long extinct race called the Atoniek.

Thanks to her previous symbiosis with Jolinar (from "Jolinar's Memories"), Carter recalls that the artifacts are supposed to imbue the wearer with great strength and speed.


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Unfortunately, Anise explains, the armbands don't work on the Tok'ra physiology, perhaps because the symbiote present in every Goa'uld and Tok'ra interferes with their function. Since Teal'c has a symbiote, she only brought three -- for O'Neill, Carter and Jackson.

Anise wants to start experimenting immediately, and gets very irate when Jack tells her to go find other subjects. Conveniently enough, just when it looks like we are not going to have an episode, she allows SG-1 to see her human side, the host Freya, who apologizes and reassures the team.

I love being a guinea pig

We next see Anise hooking Jack up to a sensor designed to monitor his vitals before putting the armband on him and powering it up.

Although he doesn't feel any different at first, she tells him to give it time, explaining that the device takes awhile to ramp up in order to give his system time to adjust.

Jack tries the armband out by sparring with Teal'c. He thinks the whole experiment is a crock until he dodges faster than the eye can see, punches Teal'c and knocks him out.

Back in the infirmary, Dr. Fraiser treats Teal'c while Jack delivers a slightly smug apology. His strength is five times normal, and he has developed a sweet tooth.

Fraiser asks Anise to explain the monitoring system but the alien woman ignores the question, saying only that it is time to increase the amount of subjects. Daniel and Carter get hooked up and powered on.

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Speed reader

Later Jack finds Daniel reading in his office. Jack picks up a book and thumbs through it faster then the eye can see. This frustrates Daniel because he can't use the power yet.

Dr. Fraiser walks into Carter's lab to find her looking through a microscope in a pitch-black room -- apparently she wandered in and started working, not even realizing that the lights were out. Carter goes to the infirmary for tests, but nothing seems to be wrong.

Back in the gym, O'Neill clocks in at over 100 miles an hour on the treadmill and breaks the strength monitor when he squeezes it.

Anise checks in with Daniel and finds him excited that he can read "really fast."

In an apparent romantic overture, she shares her archaeological notes on the bands. He reads them in a second and translates the inscription on the bands as the Stan Lee credo, "with great power comes great responsibility."

Dueling scientists

Just then the armbands indicate that they have reached full power. Fraiser pulls Anise aside and asks her about SG-1's heightened temperature and adrenaline levels, but when the Tok'ra researcher fails to cooperate, Hammond orders the experiment suspended.

The armbands refuse to come loose.

While Hammond, Anise and Fraiser argue, Jack bench-presses 600 pounds like it's nothing. Teal'c is concerned that they cannot remove the armbands, but Jack responds that he is not only unconcerned, he thinks they should be using this new power to kick some Goa'uld butt instead of sitting around.

Meanwhile, Sam is writing a 1,000-page book on wormhole physics, typing faster than her computer's keyboard buffer can handle. Like Jack, she seems elated and unconcerned about the fact that the armbands won't come off.

Let's bring some snacks

Daniel, Carter and Jack talk about the effect of the armbands, but feel a bit to good to care. The three of them suddenly feel really hungry -- the bands are speeding their metabolisms -- and decide to sneak out to a steak house in town. They use their super-speed to slip out of Stargate Command, and we next find them sitting down at a restaurant.

They order a tremendous amount of food, much to the waitress's dismay. The team seems to realize that they are defying a direct order to remain at SGC, but don't seem to care much. Carter plays pool while Jack and Daniel have a drink. A few punks pick a fight with Jackson and our heroes indulge in a traditional bar fight.

Back at SGC, Hammond discusses the situation with Fraiser. Having just been informed of the barroom brawl, he wants to know if the armbands make the crew stupid.

Fraiser tells him that the armbands seem to work by producing a virus that is increasing their hormone levels among other things.
She feels that this could effect their judgement and make them a little less than rational. She also feels that this continued acceleration is not only bad for the crew but could even kill them over time.

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Some explaining to do, but first a fight

Later, Hammond delivers a stern reprimand to SG-1 when Anise interrupts to say she has "just" received information about a new Goa'uld battle ship Apophis is building.

As it emerges, the Tok'ra have actually known about this ship for some time, but their own attempts at sabotage have failed. Hammond says he does not appreciate being manipulated, and wonders whether the Tok'ra actually have his people's best interests in mind.

Teal'c, the only rational person left in SG-1, assures Hammond that this ship is a real threat and that its completion must be stopped. Unfortunately, it is too heavily guarded for Hammond to let Teal'c go alone, and the rest of the team cannot be trusted to remain in control of themselves.

Our enhanced heroes discuss taking out the battleship themselves. Examining the documentation the Tok'ra sent, they find a weak point in the ship -- a coolant system that will cause the core to overload if destroyed. They decide to zip in, blow up the pipes, and zip out.

Daniel and Carter discuss the technical elements of how to get past the shields, while Jack lends his input by telling them they'll need snacks.

The trio zip into the gate chamber, lock the gate open and zip through.

Speed of lightning, roar of blunder

Shortly thereafter, we see a bunch of armed Jaffa guarding the gate on the Goa'uld world where Apophis is building his fancy new ship. Three blurs zip in, knock the guards out and proceed to the building site.

Daniel sees two guards carrying some weapons-grade naquaada -- quality alien metal -- and decides to get it. Sam and Jack go to hit the coolant system.

Samantha complains of being a little hot but she shrugs it off. They set the C-4 charges and meet Daniel back in the tunnel. He seems woozy and falls down under the weight of the naquaada. The armband falls off.

Back on Earth, Anise is telling Hammond and Fraiser that the armbands will fall off on their own -- her sensors indicate that the SG-1 members have started to produce antibodies to kill the armband virus.

She is pleased that this might solve the riddle of how the Atoniek were wiped out, but Hammond is understandably upset that his team is out on a heavily guarded Goa'uld world with less-than-perfect judgement and an advantage that could disappear at any moment.

Who could it be?

Inside the unfinished warship, alarms are sounding and guards are running around. It looks like the end for our heroes when Teal'c appears from nowhere and cleans house, helping Daniel back to the gate while Carter and Jack go to finish the job of blowing things up.

However, Carter is the next to drop and Jack gets caught in a force shield. Both sets of bands come off, leaving Sam and Jack on the ground, powerless and trapped.

Daniel tells Teal'c that the mountain will explode 10 minutes after the charges goes off, but neither goes for the Stargate to leave their friends behind.

When the charges go off, the force shield comes down, freeing Sam and Jack. The team meets up again and makes a run for it, with Jaffa warriors chasing them all the way back to the gate.

The mountain erupts into a huge fireball.

Back at SGC, our trio apologizes to Hammond, but he declines their offer of a court-martial proceeding, saying they were all under the influence of an alien technology.

Teal'c announces smugly that he has no need to apologize as he was under orders.

Anise tells the group that she looks forward to working with them again. This provokes a less-than-enthusiastic response.


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