Again, interesting, but not
terribly informative. What is Lexx?
"It does things I don't see
anywhere except maybe on The Simpsons or South Park." --
Chris Bould, director
This isn't really getting
us anywhere. Let's try a different approach? What is Lexx about?
It's the story of a man
named Tweedle...
According to 790,
a disembodied robot head and the crew's resident computer intelligence,
Lexx is about the following individuals:
Stanley
H. Tweedle: a
quintessential loser who brings flawed humanity to the universe of square-jawed
science fiction heroes. Originally an Assistant Deputy Backup Courier for
the Ostro-B Heretics, Stan accidentally led the forces of evil galactic
overlord His Divine Shadow back to his home base, with disastrous results.
After the destruction of
the Heretic camp, Stan was captured by mercenaries who use the information
in his possession to destroy 94 rebel worlds. Now known as The Arch-Traitor
Stanley Tweedle, he became first a 4th class security guard, then an accidental
fugitive from justice.
Kai:
A 2000 year
old reanimated corpse and reformed assassin. Kai is the last of the Brunnen-G
race. Killed during a suicide attack on His Divine Shadow's flagship, Kai
was brought back to "life" when His Divine Shadow decided "this last specimen
of a now extinct culture of romantic dreamers merits a punishment beyond
death."
Sustained by proto-blood,
Kai spent the next 2000 years killing for His Divine Shadow.
Zev/Xev:
Product of a botched love-slave procedure, she possesses an untamed "mega-libido"
and a hefty dose of Cluster Lizard DNA. Her compulsion to leap into new
situations causes many of the mishaps in which the crew of the Lexx
becomes embroiled..
During the course of the
series evolution, blue-haired Zev is replaced by the red-haired but equally
libidinous Xev.
How the ball started rolling
Charged with failing to perform
her wifely duties, Zev was sentenced to be transformed into a love slave
by the Lusticon. The process went awry when an attacking Cluster Lizard
ate the body of the machine's operator, a 790 robot.
The lizard tried to make
a second course of Zev, but was decapitated by the activated Lusticon.
In the first stage of the love slave, Zev received a healthy dose of Cluster
Lizard DNA along with an enhanced physique and heightened libido.
She then escaped from the
machine before the second stage, designed to ensure that love slaves fall
in love with their intended masters. She placed 790's head in the machine
in her place, causing the disembodied robot to fall madly in love with
Zev.
Now things get complicated
On the run and pursued by
790's head, Zev met fellow fugitive Stanley Tweedle, as well as a group
of Ostro-B Heretics. When the rebels were killed, Stan inherited the key
to the Lexx and the trio used the gigantic organic insectoid spaceship
to flee the Cluster.
The ship also contained a
stowaway: Kai, under orders to kill Stan and Zev. He was distracted from
this mission when he regained his memory from a dead Divine Shadow's brain.
Later, Kai killed a living
Divine Shadow -- although its essence escaped -- and joined the crew of
the Lexx.
Not realizing that His Divine
Shadow's essence fled to the Cluster, Zev and Kai returned obtain more
proto-blood. The mission went sour when His Divine Shadow's new giant insect
body -- the Giga Shadow -- broke free of the Cluster and pursued the Lexx.
The ship and crew escaped
through a fractal coil into the Dark Zone, a universe of "evil, chaos and
depravity." The Giga Shadow was apparently destroyed when it attempted
to follow them.
In the Dark Zone, the crew
began searching for a new home for Stan and Zev. In between adventures,
Kai confines himself to a suspended animation chamber to preserve his dwindling
supply of proto-blood.
And that's more or less the
story up to the point of the Sci Fi premiere.
So what is Lexx?
It's the story of anti-heroes
on an anti-ship, people who, unlike the crew of a Starfleet vessel, have
what it takes to screw up the works.
It's a series informed by
the fact that the creators watched far too much TV in the 1970s.
It's a show where "anything's
possible on any planet at any time anywhere."
It's an adventure where "nothing's
sacred and everything's fair game."
Lexx. Whatever it
is, it's here.