As the traditional TV season
draws to a close, it's always good to think back on this year's life lessons
-- the important things we've learned from a busy schedule of space-related
science fiction.
It isn't always the episodes
that teach these lessons, of course. Sometimes the stars and schedules
are as educational as the very special messages of the stories themselves.
With that in mind, and with
tongue planted firmly in cheek, here are the moral lessons many of our
favorite shows taught us this year.
1. Tradition isn't what
it used to be.
This "season" was scattered
throughout the year, not least because of the SCI FI Channel's cunning
strategy of showing reruns during the highly competitive sweeps months.
The good news is that the
spread of new programming across the calendar virtually guarantees new
space-related TV every week. On the other hand, showing the same six episodes
of Lexx
three times is taking recycling a little too far.
2. Borg make great moms.
Voyager
heartthrob Seven
of Nine has gotten in touch with her maternal instinct in a high concept
"Borg
babies" story arc that highlights everything great about Star Trek
today. Isn't she a dead ringer for June Lockhart in that silver-gray jumpsuit?
3. Show me the money.
Counting a multimillion-dollar
lawsuit settlement, David
Duchovny will get $20 million for appearing in 11 episodes of The
X-Files next
season. Even the Friends have to be green with envy.
4. MacGyver has still
got it.
He turned 50 in January,
but Stargate
SG-1's Richard Dean Anderson still has all the looks and style
he needs.
5. TNT was not the last,
best hope of SF television.
After earning praise for
buying a fifth season of Babylon 5 last year, TNT conclusively proved
last summer that wrestling, westerns and space opera don't mix after all.
What's truly sad is that
even with its back
broken by network-mandated rewrites, Crusade was still better
than average for the genre. Let's hope the show fares
better on the SCI FI Channel.
6. It's a long
road back.
Earth:
Final Conflict's third year was a vast improvement over
its dumbed-down
sophomore season. But the "evil plot of the week" writing and the gaping
logic holes mean that it's still not living up to the promise of its first
season.
7. Quit whining.
A little self-pity is good
for the soul, but First
Wave's Cade
Foster needs to stop moaning about how alone he feels. That should
free up some energy for kicking more alien booty.
8. Sometimes you can
pick your family.
The growing bonds between
its characters made the end of Farscape's
first season a
delight to watch. The vast differences among Moya's crew of outlaws
only highlight how far they've come toward becoming a family.
9. Everyone's an alien
on the inside.
Roswell
set a unique tone by making its aliens believable teenagers. Can they maintain
this level of realism next
year while adding enough science fiction to distinguish the show from
Dawson's Creek?
10. The future is always
coming.
A few years ago, Babylon
5 changed science fiction television, and most of today's SF shows
are cheerfully exploring the new territories of story and effects that
J. Michael Straczynski opened. Will Andromeda
be the next leap forward for science fiction television?